'The Football' party case

'The Football' is the nickname given to the briefcase containing the protocol and authorization codes for launching a nuclear offensive that's always carried by one of the president's nearby aides. This is a case that contains a party!!

It contains:

• 1 pair of handcuffs with 2 keys
• Engraved plaque, personalized with 2 lines of text
• 375 ml Patron Tequila
• 375 ml Grey Goose Vodka
• 10 Advil tablets
• 24 Tums Extra Strength chewable tablets
• (4) 2 oz Red Bull energy shots
• .37 oz tin of Altoids
• 0.5 oz of Bausch & Lomb eye drops
• 1 wine bottle opener
• 1 deck of cards
• 5 dice
• 350 ml Martini shaker
• 4 shot glasses

You can buy it for $500 but make sure to order it 7 days in advance.

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